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Matthew 19:24 – Rich Man Get Into Heaven

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Nim: Can a rich person get into Heaven?
Con: Sure, as long as he accepts Jesus as his savior.

Nim: But the Bible says it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter Heaven.
Con: Yes, and it also says that with God, all things are possible.

Nim: So as long as the rich guy has God, he can shove that camel right through the needle?
Con: Yep.

Nim: I bet he'd still need to use some WD-40.

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Million Dollar Idea Part 3

matthew 19:24

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Jerry: How go the moneymaking schemes, Nim?
Nim: I've given up on them.

Nim: I read in the Bible that it's easier for a camel to pass through a noodle than for a rich man to get into Heaven.

Jerry: No...it's a needle.
Nim: A needle through a noodle? That doesn't sound too hard!

Jerry: No, you...
Nim: Get ready world! Nim's Scheme Machine is back in business!

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