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Matthew 14 – Jesus Feeds 5000

Jesus feeds the multitudes

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Abby: Jesus fed 5000 people...

Abby: With 5 loaves and 2 fishes.

Abby: How about that miracle?

Jerry: He should open a restaurant.

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Mark 1:9-12 – Jesus and John The Baptist

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Abby: My church baptizes people in the local river.

Con: That's neat. It's just like John and Jesus.

Abby: Yeah, but a little different.
Con: How?

Abby: I don't think Jesus was baptized to the sounds of "Marco...Polo!"

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Mark 12:30 – Love The Lord

mark 12:30

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Love The Lord!

With all your heart!

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Mark 16:17 – Cast Out Devils

cast out devil

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Nim: I've got a $1,000,000 idea!
Con: (Uh-oh!)

Nim: We invent an aerosol spray that chases the devil away whenever he's bothering you!

Nim: We could call it...Luciferaser, or Abaddon't, or Beelzebegone or the Demonstroyer!

Con: This is the dumbest...
Nim: I've got it! SataNot!

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Mark 1:8 – Christian Baptism

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Nim: Con says my new idea is a bad one.
Abby: What's the idea?

Nim: High-dive baptisms!
Abby: Oh, my!

Nim: The problem is that I don't know if he means "bad" as in "good." Like: That's one bad bike, dude! Or if he means "bad" as in "bad." Like: Bad news about your bike, dude!

Abby: Gosh. If only we could know which he meant.
Nim: You see my dilemma.

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Mark 13:32 – Antichrist On Earth Now?

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Abby: So you're saying the antichrist could be on earth now?

Con: It only makes sense. Jesus said no one knows when the end will come except for God. Not angels, not even the Son. That includes satan. So he must have someone ready in every generation who can become antichrist.

Nim: Fascinating. I wonder who is out there right now, unaware that he might become the ultimate evil on earth.

Abby: My money's on whoever created the "choke collar."

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Mark 1:15 – The Good News

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Nim: Nope. Can't find any.
Con Can't find any what?

Nim: Good news. My pastor says that I should spread the good news, but this paper is full of nothing but bad news.

Con: The good news isn't in the newspaper. The good news is the fact that Jesus is our savior. We're supposed to spread that news to everyone we meet.

Nim: Boy! Let me tell you, this paper could benefit from some of that good news.
Con: No doubt.

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Mark 5:36 – Super-Pastor

Seriously Afraid

Mark 5:36

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Nim: Have you talked to your pastor about your fear of thunder?
Con: I don't think he would understand. He's not afraid of anything. Not rolled-up papers, loud noises, shiny floors, not even thunder.
Nim: Wow. He's not just a Pastor. He's more like a superhero.
Con: Seriously.

Your church leaders can help you reduce your fears.

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