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Don’t Tell Lies

By jeff on August 9, 2016 in Comics

Con: Nim, buddy! Look at you! You've lost all your extra weight!

Con: That church diet plan really did the job!
Nim: I know! I lost 75 pounds!

Con: 75 pounds? That sounds like a whopper.

Nim: Nope. Whoppers aren't allowed on this diet.

Proverbs 6 – A False Witness Who Pours Out Lies

By jeff on May 21, 2016 in Comics

↓ Transcript

Nim: I hear that Abby is a gossip.

Con: Have you ever heard her being a gossip with your own ears?

Nim: No.
Con: Then you're the gossip.

Nim: I hear that Abby is cool and smart and so good-looking!
Con: Nice try.

1 Samuel 17 – David And Goliath

By jeff on April 25, 2016 in Comics

↓ Transcript

Nim: My friend David claims he wrote the Psalms.
Con: Well, KING David wrote them.

Nim: Hey David!!! I know you fibbed about the Psalms, man!

Con: How do you know him?
Nim: He's famous! He's the one who fought that giant dog, Goliath!

Con: Uh...maybe not.
Nim: DOUBLE FIBBER!!!

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