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Stop The Presses

By jeff on August 19, 2016 in Comics

There’s a lot happening at your church. Be sure to keep up with everything by reading your church newsletter or bulletin.

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Nim: Since I started writing for the church bulletin, nothing's happened!

Abby: What do you mean nothing? Last week was grade school promotions, the teens volunteered at a homeless shelter and a missionary visited from Nigeria.

Nim: Yeah, but nothing that would let me shout, STOP THE PRESSES!!!

Abby: But we don't have presses. We only have a Xerox.
Nim: You know what I mean.

Readers Demand

By jeff on August 18, 2016 in Comics

Being skeptical about what you read or hear is always a good idea. But don’t let that skepticism turn into cynicism toward God.

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Nim: MY READERS DEMAND THE BEST FROM ME!

Nim: MY READERS DEMAND THAT I BE SKEPTICAL!

Nim: MY READERS DEMAND THAT I FIGHT FOR THEM!

Nim: MY READERS DEMAND THAT I QUESTION ALL AUTHORITY!

Abby: ALL authority? What about the authority of God Almighty?

Nim: MY READERS HAVE TO SETTLE FOR 3 OUT OF 4 OF THEIR DEMANDS!

Church Bulletin

By jeff on August 17, 2016 in Comics

Every week, great things are happening at your church. Your church bulletin can keep you up to date on everything that’s going on!

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Abby: So I hear you're writing for the church bulletin.
Nim: Yep!

Nim: I've found my true calling. I'm going to rip the lid off corruption, take on the special interests and invoke fear at the very mention of my name.

Abby: Mmm, hmm. And what did you write about the church picnic?
Nim: Pish, posh! Noboddy cares about that trifle.

Abby: I care!
Nim: No, you just THINK you do. My job is to tell you what you SHOULD care about.

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