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Stop The Presses

journalism cartoon

There’s a lot happening at your church. Be sure to keep up with everything by reading your church newsletter or bulletin.

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Nim: Since I started writing for the church bulletin, nothing's happened!

Abby: What do you mean nothing? Last week was grade school promotions, the teens volunteered at a homeless shelter and a missionary visited from Nigeria.

Nim: Yeah, but nothing that would let me shout, STOP THE PRESSES!!!

Abby: But we don't have presses. We only have a Xerox.
Nim: You know what I mean.

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Church Bulletin

church bulletin

Every week, great things are happening at your church. Your church bulletin can keep you up to date on everything that’s going on!

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Abby: So I hear you're writing for the church bulletin.
Nim: Yep!

Nim: I've found my true calling. I'm going to rip the lid off corruption, take on the special interests and invoke fear at the very mention of my name.

Abby: Mmm, hmm. And what did you write about the church picnic?
Nim: Pish, posh! Noboddy cares about that trifle.

Abby: I care!
Nim: No, you just THINK you do. My job is to tell you what you SHOULD care about.

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Jonah and the Whale

Jonah And The Whale

Jonah and the Whale is the subject of Nim’s journalistic pursuit. He may get answers to who, what, where, when, why and how without understanding the story. Do you ever confuse details with wisdom? You might know all the answers to a test, but not understand how to apply that to your life. Read about Jonah and Whale today and pray for God’s wisdom to understand the meaning rather than focusing on the specifics.

Jonah 1-2

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Nim: Abby, help me work on my journalism skills by telling me about Jonah and the whale.
Abby: Okay, one day Jonah...
Nim: Who?
Abby: Jonah. And a whale...
Nim: What?
Abby: A whale...
Nim: Where?
Abby: Umm...
Nim: When? Why?
Abby: Hey!
Nim: Well, I think that covers just about everything. So why do I feel like I've forgotten something?
Abby: Keep it up, and I'll make you forget something!
Nim: How?

You can read about Jonah and the whale in Jonah 1 and 2.

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