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Job 12:7-10 – Ask The Animals

By jeff on August 8, 2016 in Comics

Con: Job 12:7 says "ask the animals and they will teach you..."

Abby: Ask the animals?! What are they going to ask us? No one informed me there was going to be a test!

Abby: This isn't fair! I'm totally unprepared! Is there some sort of training I should have been offered?! Some form of tutelage?!

Con: Abby hates pop quizzes.
Abby: Ohhhh...the pressure!

Colossians 3:23 – Productivity And Work

By jeff on March 4, 2016 in Comics

↓ Transcript

Amos: I've been feeling a bit depressed lately.

Con: I hate to hear that. Have you talked to your pastor?

Amos: Yeah. Today he suggested that people can feel down when they don't think they are productive. So he said that I should make it my goal to finish everything that I start.
Con: Did that help?

Amos: Did it ever! So far, I've finished 2 pizzas, 3 candy bars and a big thing of caramel popcorn!

The Book of Job

By jeff on January 6, 2016 in Comics

↓ Transcript

Amos: I really don't understand the book of Job.

Con: Well, Job is definitely one of the most difficult books of the Bible.

Con: Theologians have argued for centuries about the questions it raises. Why would God let Job suffer? Are Job's friends right that he must have been living in sin? What is the lesson we're supposed to learn from the book?

Amos: I mean I don't understand why it's pronounced "JOBE" instead of "JOBB."

The book of Job inspired the popular saying "The patience of Job."

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