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Hebrews 13:6 – Have No Fear

Nothing to Fear

Hebrews 13:6

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Abby: Your fear of thunder is irrational, Con.
Con: I know.
Abby: Thunder is just a sonic wave created by the expansion of air surrounding a bolt of lightning.
Con: I know it's irrational, but you of all people should understand. After all, you're afraid of rolled-up newspapers.
Abby: You're not actually comparing a little thunder to "Satan's Baseball Bats," are you?

With God, we have nothing to fear.

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Flying Saucers

Hebrews 13:2

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Amos: What's with the headgear?
Nim: It's my tin-foil hat. The Bible says we should be kind to aliens, so I'm just preparing myself for when their flying saucers get here.

Amos: But the aliens the Bible refers to are people from other countries.

Nim: You are so naive, my friend! Other countries don't even HAVE flying saucers.

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