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Genesis 21:6 – God Has Brought Me Laughter

By jeff on January 10, 2016 in Comics

Nim: Why didn't Noah go fishing?
Amos: Why?

Nim: Because he only had two worms! Get it? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Nim: Ha! Ha! Ha! Hee! Hee! Hee...Ha...Ho...Umm...Uh...Ahem...

Nim: What's the matter, Amos? Did somebody bury your sense of humor bone?

Genesis 5:27 – Methuselah

By jeff on October 22, 2015 in Comics

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Con: Methuselah was the oldest man to ever live.

Con: Genesis 5:27 says that he lived to be 969 years old!

Amos: 969 years?

Amos: How did they fit all the candles on the cake?

Men lived longer before the flood than after it. Adam lived 920 years, but Moses only lived 70 years.

Genesis 6:18 – Noah’s Wife

By jeff on July 21, 2014 in Comics

Gen 5:32-10:1

Genesis 6:18

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Nim: Was Noah's wife Joan of Ark?
Abby: No! Who in the world would ever think that?
Nim: Apparently we haven't me, my name is Nim.

No one knows the name of Noah's wife because it's never mentioned in the Bible.

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Genesis 6:18