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Food In Church Has No Calories?

By jeff on April 18, 2024 in Comics

God gives us so many blessings, it’s easy to go a little too far. While enjoying these blessings is not a sin, the Bible teaches us we need self control.

So prepare your minds for action and exercise self-control. Put all your hope in the gracious salvation that will come to you when Jesus Christ is revealed to the world.

1 Peter 1:13

↓ Transcript

Amos: I can't wait for the church dinner this week! I'm going to have 2 hamburgers, a giant plate of fries, some of those big pickles, a couple of chocolate milks and two...no...three desserts!
Nim: Hold on, Amos...I thought you were on a diet. That's a lot of calories.
Amos: I am. But food you eat in church doesn't have any calories.
Nim: Hot dog!

If only that were true.

Leviticus 23:22 – Alien

By jeff on September 14, 2016 in Comics

“…You shall not reap to the very corners of your field nor gather the gleaning of your harvest; you are to leave them for the needy and the alien.” – Leviticus 23:22

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Nim: Con, are we supposed to be nice to everyone?

Con: Yep. In Leviticus 23, God tells landowners not to reap to the edges of their fields. They should leave that for the poor and alien.

Nim: ALIENS!!!???

Con: Not that kind of...
Nim: I wonder if my tin-foil hat still fits.

Ice Cream Social

By jeff on August 25, 2016 in Comics

If your church hasn’t had an ice cream social, you should work to get one started. They’re a lot of fun and a great way to encourage more fellowship.

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Nim: Our church had an big ice cream social last night.

Abby: Didn't that mess up your diet?

Nim: Nope, I took some all-natural, no-sugar, no-fat, hi-fiber, non-dairy frozen dessert food.
Abby: What flavor?

Nim: The said "Banana Split Blast," but it tasted more like "feet blast."

Diet Is Working

By jeff on July 27, 2016 in Comics

Nim’s diet is working and a little compliment reallly makes his day. Make sure to pay someone you know a compliment today.

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Con: Have you been going to the diet classes at church?
Nim: Yep, for about a week.

Con: Well, I can tell it's working.
Nim: REALLY??!!!

Nim: I must look fantastic!!! I knew the diet was working, but I had no idea you'd see such a big difference in so short a time. Look at you, you can't keep your eyes off me! I must really be fabulous!

Con: A little compliment goes a long way with Nim.
Nim: Who's got a camera? Someon needs to get a picture of me...quick!

Is Being Overweight A Sin?

By jeff on July 26, 2016 in Comics

It’s a good idea to look at anything you’re doing in excess and ask yourself, “Is this interfering with my relationship with God?”

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Nim: Why am I on this stupid diet? It's not like it's a sin or anything to be fat!

Abby: No, it's not a sin, but it might show ingratitude to God for his sacred gift of life.

Abby: Plus, our bodies are the Temple of the Holy Spirit and should be kept as pure as possible.

Nim: Don't argue with me today, fuzzball! I may be small, but I'm hungry!

Starting A Diet

By jeff on July 22, 2016 in Comics

Matthew 13 tells us how the greatest rewards are worth the greatest sacrifices. Don’t cheat yourself out of your full reward.

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Abby: Looks like you have to diet, Nim.
Nim: Way ahead of you. I already started.

Abby: Really? That's great! What have you given up?

Nim: Tons of things! Broccoli...zucchini...cabbage...beets...

Abby: But you don't eat any of those...
Nim: I can't wait for the pounds to start melting away!

No Calories

By jeff on July 21, 2016 in Comics

It’s important to remember that not everything you hear from others is true. Read your Bible to make sure you don’t just believe what others tell you about God.

↓ Transcript

Con: I hear you told Nim food has no calories if eaten in church.
Amos: That's right!

Con: No, that's wrong. Food always has calories.
Amos: Really? Oh, well. No harm, no foul.

Con: Then I guess you haven't seen him?
Amos: Seen who?

Nim: Hi guys, what's shaking?

Church Dinner

By jeff on July 20, 2016 in Comics

Contrary to what Amos thinks, church dinners are just as fattening as any other dinner. If you want to lose weight, it takes a lot of work!

↓ Transcript

Amos: I can't wait for the church dinner this week!

Amos: I'm going to have 2 hamburgers, a giant plate of fries, some of those big pickles, a couple of chocolate milks and two...no...three desserts!

Nim: Hon on, Amos...I thought you were on a diet. That's a lot of calories.

Amos: I am. But food you eat in church doesn't have any calories.
Nim: Hot dog!

I Hate Broccoli

By jeff on April 2, 2016 in Comics

Sometimes I wish God had made healthy foods like broccoli, brussel sprouts and liver taste more like ice cream, candy and tacos.

↓ Transcript

Nim: Why did God make all the healthy food taste so bad?

Abby: What are you talking about? Broccoli is good for you AND it's delicious!

Nim: Broccoli?! BLEEECCCCHHHH!!!

Abby: Be careful. Your face might freeze like that.
Nim: Make me eat broccoli and it probably will.

Matthew 7:1 – Be Careful Not To Judge

By jeff on February 20, 2016 in Comics

Be careful not to judge others. Matthew 7:1 says ““Do not judge others, and you will not be judged.”

↓ Transcript

Abby: Dear Diary-To-God...

Abby: I took a butter cream cake to the church bake sale. Everyone said it was so rich and delicious that I must have used real butter. But when I told them I'd used diet margarine, they were all stunned.

Abby: So I guess it's true what they say...

Abby: You can't judge a cook by its butter.

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