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Ice Cream Social

By jeff on August 25, 2016 in Comics

Nim: Our church had an big ice cream social last night.

Abby: Didn't that mess up your diet?

Nim: Nope, I took some all-natural, no-sugar, no-fat, hi-fiber, non-dairy frozen dessert food.
Abby: What flavor?

Nim: The said "Banana Split Blast," but it tasted more like "feet blast."

Stop The Presses

By jeff on August 19, 2016 in Comics

↓ Transcript

Nim: Since I started writing for the church bulletin, nothing's happened!

Abby: What do you mean nothing? Last week was grade school promotions, the teens volunteered at a homeless shelter and a missionary visited from Nigeria.

Nim: Yeah, but nothing that would let me shout, STOP THE PRESSES!!!

Abby: But we don't have presses. We only have a Xerox.
Nim: You know what I mean.

Obedience To God Part 3

By jeff on April 13, 2016 in Comics

↓ Transcript

Abby:
Dear Diary-To-God...

Today in obedience school, I learned that my master doesn't like it when I just beg all the time.

Abby:
I thought he loved it when I whined and begged in my adorable way. I thought it meant as much to him as it does to me when he would finally just give me a cookie.

Abby:
But now I found out that what he wants most is just to spend some time with me.

Abby:
Imagine that!

Love, Abby

Volunteer At Church

By jeff on April 5, 2016 in Comics

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Nim: I've started volunteering at my church during the week.

Nim: But all they ever give me are small jobs.

Con: Just remember, Nim: There are no small jobs, only small people.

Nim: But I'm the SMALLEST one there!

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