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Leviticus 23 – Alien Welcome Kit

By jeff on September 15, 2016 in Comics

Nim: Klingon Phrase Book? Check! Reese's Pieces? Check!

Abby: Do you wnat to ask him or should I?

Jerry: Neither. I don't think we even want to know.
Nim: Light saber? Check.

Nim: Well, maybe I didn't even want to tell you. Did you ever think of that?!

Leviticus 23:22 – Alien

By jeff on September 14, 2016 in Comics

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Nim: Con, are we supposed to be nice to everyone?

Con: Yep. In Leviticus 23, God tells landowners not to reap to the edges of their fields. They should leave that for the poor and alien.

Nim: ALIENS!!!???

Con: Not that kind of...
Nim: I wonder if my tin-foil hat still fits.

Romans 12 – Overcome Evil With Good

By jeff on August 26, 2016 in Comics

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Con: Romans 12 tells us to overcome evil with good.

Con: We should show kindness and love to those who would be our enemies.

Nim: So I'm supposed to be nice to cats!!!???

Nim: There's got to be a loophole.
Con: There are no loopholes in the Bible.

Matthew 14 – The Miracle Of The Loaves And The Fishes

By jeff on August 1, 2016 in Comics

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Con: What important lesson does Jesus teach us with the Miracle of the Loaves and the Fishes?

Nim: That sometimes guests just don't know when to go home.

Con: No! It's one of Jesus' greatest miracles and shows us the importance of sharing what we have with others.

Nim: (Wouldn't need to share if people would learn to go home on time.)
Con: What?

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