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Church Dinner

By jeff on July 20, 2016 in Comics

Amos: I can't wait for the church dinner this week!

Amos: I'm going to have 2 hamburgers, a giant plate of fries, some of those big pickles, a couple of chocolate milks and two...no...three desserts!

Nim: Hon on, Amos...I thought you were on a diet. That's a lot of calories.

Amos: I am. But food you eat in church doesn't have any calories.
Nim: Hot dog!

Forbidden Fruit

By jeff on July 19, 2016 in Comics

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Amos: This diet has me thinking about the forbidden fruit.

Con: Wow! That's a great way to relate your experience to the Bible, Amos. You know, no one knows what fruit it really was. The idea of it being an apple is just legend. Some scholars even say it's a fruit that no longer exists.

Con: What kind of fruit do you think it might have been?

Amos: I'll bet it was chocolate fruit.

The Christian Diet

By jeff on July 18, 2016 in Comics

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Amos: The vet made my master put me on a diet.
Nim: How's that going?

Amos: I realized that being on a diet is lot like our journey as Christians. Every morning, we have to wake up and make a decision to be faithful or not.

Nim: Yeah, but at least with a diet, you don't have the devil whispering in your ear to be bad.

Amos: I don't know. I've always thought the devil might come dressed as a cupcake.

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