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1 Peter 5:7 – Frustration

Computer On The Fritz

1 Peter 5:7

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Jerry: I have to use the church's computer because mine in on the grits.
Abby: On the grits? Don't you mean "on the fritz?"
Jerry: No. YESTERDAY it was "on the fritz." So today it's in a dumpster out back of the Waffle House.

If you need a computer, but don't have one, see if your church offers them in the library.

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Mark 16:17 – Cast Out Devils

cast out devil

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Nim: I've got a $1,000,000 idea!
Con: (Uh-oh!)

Nim: We invent an aerosol spray that chases the devil away whenever he's bothering you!

Nim: We could call it...Luciferaser, or Abaddon't, or Beelzebegone or the Demonstroyer!

Con: This is the dumbest...
Nim: I've got it! SataNot!

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Stomp On The Devil’s Head

christian comic strip

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Nim: Sing that song you sang in church on Sunday, Amos!

Amos: Stomp on the devil's head! Stomp on the devil's head!

Amos & Nim: Stomp! Stomp! Stomp!

Nim: Do you know any songs about kicking the devil in the booty?

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Spoiler Alert: Satan Loses!

satan cartoon

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Spoiler Alert: Satan Loses!

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