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Proverbs 6 – Sow Discord

By on May 23, 2016 in Comics

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There are six things the Lord hates—
    no, seven things he detests:
haughty eyes,
    a lying tongue,
    hands that kill the innocent,
a heart that plots evil,
    feet that race to do wrong,
a false witness who pours out lies,
    a person who sows discord in a family.

– Proverbs 6:16-19

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Nim: The 7th thing God hates is someone who stirs up distemper among brothers.

Abby: That's discord...not distemper.

Nim: Are you sure?
Abby: Absotively.

Nim: THEN WHY DID THE VET GIVE ME A SHOT?!

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Proverbs 6:17 – God Hates A Lying Tongue

By on May 17, 2016 in Comics

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“There are six things the Lord hates – no, seven things he detests: haughty eyes, a lying tongue, hands that kill the innocent, a heart that plots evil, feet that race to do wrong, a false witness who pours out lies, a person who sows discord in a family.” – Proverbs 6:16-19

↓ Transcript
Nim: LALALALALALALALA!
Con: What are you doing?

Nim: Keeping my tongue moving! Yesterday, I worried about haughty eyes. The next thing God hates is a lying tongue. So I'm not letting my tongue lie still for even a moment.

Nim: BLADALADALADALADA!

Con: It's lying, as in "tell a lie," not like "lie still."
Nim: Oh, thang gudneth! My tung ith exthauthted.

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