Con: Have you seen the church's new website?
Nim: No, is it nice?

Con: Nice? It's got a calendar and instant messaging and podcasts and streaming video and games and news and sub-sites for each Sunday School class and tons of pictures and a Facebook app and totally interactive areas that keep everyone up-to-date constantly on every minute detail of the church and its staff seven days a week!

Nim: WOW! THAT SOUNDS INCREDIBLE!

Con: Yeah, too bad I can't figure out how to use it.