Nim: Our church had a big ice cream social last night.

Abby: Didn't that mess up your diet?

Nim: Nope, I took some all-natural, no-sugar, no-fat, hi-fiber, non-dairy frozen dessert food.
Abby: What flavor?

Nim: The package said "Banana Split Blast," but it tasted more like "Feet Blast."

If your church hasn't had an ice cream social, get one started!