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Million Dollar Idea Part 1

get rich quick cartoon

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Nim: My newest scheme is gonna make me millions!

Abby: Why is it so important to you to make millions?
Nim: Because...well...um...because...you see...it's...I...

Abby: It's not because you don't trust God to take care of you and that you have to take care of yourself, is it?

Nim: You know, you're sucking all the fun out of this world domination thing.

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Total Market Domination

Total Market Domination

1 Timothy 6:10


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Nim (writing): The brash young inventor worked overtime, putting the final touches on his scheme to make millions of dollars in the Christian marketplace...

...the plan was so simple, yet it would bring total market domination! Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa!

Nim: Mwah-ha-ha's are more fun when someone is around to hear them.

Having a big plan is a great idea, but be careful you're doing it for the right reasons.

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