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Sing For Jesus

By jeff on August 1, 2018 in Comics

Nim: I heard you singing in choir practice and you're so bad!
Con: HEY!!

Con: That's not nice! God wants us to sing joyfully no matter whether we're good or not!
Nim: I know.

Con: Go ahead.
Nim: If you were at the door, you wouldn't know when to come in or even be able to find the key!

Meet The Prayer Pups: Amos

By jeff on March 16, 2016 in Comic Singles

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Stomp on the devil's head!!!

Amos

Stomp On The Devil’s Head

By jeff on March 5, 2016 in Comics

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Nim: Sing that song you sang in church on Sunday, Amos!

Amos: Stomp on the devil's head! Stomp on the devil's head!

Amos & Nim: Stomp! Stomp! Stomp!

Nim: Do you know any songs about kicking the devil in the booty?

Small Churches

By jeff on February 25, 2016 in Comics

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Nim: I visited my cousin's church this weekend.

Nim: It's the smallest church I've ever been to.

Con: How small is it?

Nim: Well, they don't have a praise band. But they've got a kid named "Pickle" who plays the kazoo.

Church Choir – Sing Joyfully To The Lord

By jeff on October 20, 2015 in Comics

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Nim: I don't think our music minister likes the way I sing.

Amos: I'm sure you're mistaken. The important thing is that you sing joyfully to the Lord.

Nim: I know.
Amos: Then why do you think that?

Nim: Because he gave me a hymnal without any words.
Amos: Ouch.

Even if you can't carry a tune, God loves to hear you sing praise to him.

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