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Big Church

By jeff on September 12, 2016 in Comics

Nim: I visited my uncle's church this weekend.

Nim: It's the biggest church I've ever seen.

Con: How big is it?

Nim: It's so big that the baptistry includes a waterslide and four-star hotel.

Baptism Sound Effects

By jeff on September 7, 2016 in Comics

↓ Transcript

Amos: Nim, how did you enjoy the baptism in church today?

Nim: Oh, it was all right, but if you ask me, it needed bigger production value. Lots of flash! Maybe do something cool with the lighting.

Amos: Ummm...
Nim: I've got it! Sound effects!!!

Amos: I don't think...
Nim: I BAPTISE YOU! ZING!!! POW!!!

Matthew 28: High-Dive Baptisms

By jeff on February 22, 2016 in Comics

↓ Transcript

Nim: I have a great idea! High-dive baptisms!
Con: What?!

Nim: The preacher pushes people in the water from the highest-dive at a swimming pool! They get to accept Jesus and conquer their fear simultaneously!
("You're saved!" "Aaaa!")

Con: What about churches that baptize babies?
Nim: Two words: water wings!

Con: This is a really bad idea.
Nim: Pish-posh! Hurry up and get me a patent attorney on the phone!

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