Tag Archives | afraid

Mark 5:36 – Super-Pastor

By jeff on April 16, 2024 in Comics

Mark 5:36

Nim: Have you talked to your pastor about your fear of thunder?
Con: I don't think he would understand. He's not afraid of anything. Not rolled-up papers, loud noises, shiny floors, not even thunder.
Nim: Wow. He's not just a Pastor. He's more like a superhero.
Con: Seriously.

Your church leaders can help you reduce your fears.

Hebrews 13:6 – Have No Fear

By jeff on April 15, 2024 in Comics

Hebrews 13:6

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Abby: Your fear of thunder is irrational, Con.
Con: I know.
Abby: Thunder is just a sonic wave created by the expansion of air surrounding a bolt of lightning.
Con: I know it's irrational, but you of all people should understand. After all, you're afraid of rolled-up newspapers.
Abby: You're not actually comparing a little thunder to "Satan's Baseball Bats," are you?

With God, we have nothing to fear.

1 John 4:18 – Fear & Godless Thunder

By jeff on April 14, 2024 in Comics

1 John 4:18

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Abby: The 4th of July was great. We watched fireworks from the church lawn.
Con: (SHUDDER)
Abby: I heard about you running and hiding in the church when the fireworks show started.
Con: I thought it was thunder. You know how I feel about the Godless thunder!
Abby: "Godless" thunder?

Sometimes talking about your fears can help you deal with them.

Do Not Be Afraid 4

By jeff on July 14, 2016 in Comics

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Nim: Have you talked to your Pastor about your fear of thunder?

Con: I just don't think he would understand. He's not afraid of anything. Not rolled-up papers, loud noises, shiny floors, not even thunder.

Nim: Wow.

Nim: He's not just a Pastor, he's more like a Superhero.
Con: Seriously.

Do Not Be Afraid 3

By jeff on July 13, 2016 in Comics

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Jerry: So Con, I hear you're afraid of thunder.
Con: Yeah.

Jerry: I feel for you, man. My big fear is shiny floors. But then one day when I got scared, I ate a bunch of cookies. And that's what I've done ever since.

Con: How do cookies cure fear?

Jerry: I didn't say they cured me. I just get to eat more of them.

Matthew 6:26 – Fear of Want

By jeff on April 29, 2016 in Comics

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Amos: I'm worried about where my next meal will come from.

Con: That's silly. Your master will always feed you.

Con: Besides, Matthew 6:26 says, "Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they?"

Amos: I didn't hear anything about Eukanuba in that verse.

Do Not Be Afraid – Christian Meme

By jeff on March 21, 2016 in Comic Singles

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Don't be afraid!!!

God's got this!

Psalm 27 – Whom Shall I Fear?

By jeff on February 2, 2016 in Comics

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Con: Psalm 27 says "The Lord is my light and my salvation. Whom shall I fear?"
Nim: Zombies.

Con: What?
Nim: You should be afraid of zombies. Very afraid.

Con: First of all, the passage tells me that if I trust in God, I have nothing to fear. Secondly, there's no such thing as zombies.

Nim: That's just what they want you to think.

Have No Fear

By jeff on November 9, 2015 in Comics

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Con's Big Bible Facts

Con: What phrase is repeated exactly 365 times in the Bible?

Con: Do not be afraid.

Con: That's one reassurance for every day of the year.

Con: Pretty cool, huh?

When God is on your side, you have nothing to fear.