His desire for food is only outweighed by his love for God…but it’s a really close call.
↓ TranscriptAmos: The vet made my master put me on a diet.
Nim: How's that going?
Amos: I realized that being on a diet is lot like our journey as Christians. Every morning, we have to wake up and make a decision to be faithful or not.
Nim: Yeah, but at least with a diet, you don't have the devil whispering in your ear to be bad.
Amos: I don't know. I've always thought the devil might come dressed as a cupcake.
↓ TranscriptAmos: My new business cards just came in.
Con: That's great, Amos. Let me see one.
Con: I don't understand. All this says is "Jesus loves you."
Amos: I know. Spreading the love of Jesus is my business!
↓ TranscriptAmos: So your quest for world domination has come to a close, huh?
Nim: Yeah, I finally understood that I was putting my faith in money instead of in God. And that God is the only one Who can have dominion over the world.
Amos: That's a very mature attitude.
Nim: I know. And now I can focus on what I REALLY want.
Amos: What's that?
Nim: Pure, raw power!
↓ TranscriptAmos: My church had six baptisms this past Sunday.
Con: That's awesome! You know, every time my church goes through one of our rituals, I can actually feel my relationship with God grow. It strengthens my faith and helps me to become an active part of the "Body of Christ."
Con: How did the baptisms make you feel, Amos?
Amos: Hungry! We were 30 minutes late getting out of church!
↓ TranscriptNim: Professor Amos, how do I get the Fruits of the Spirit?
Amos: By accepting Christ, they are already growing inside you.
Amos: It takes time, prayer and faith. But God will give them to you.
Nim: Couldn't I just buy them in a convenient juice box?
↓ TranscriptJesus had a great mom
And so do I!
Happy Mother's Day!
↓ TranscriptNim: I'll bet the mall is crowded!
Amos: Why?
Nim: It's the day after the National Day of Prayer!
Amos: So?
Nim: So? The day after holidays are always crazy at the mall. You know, like the day after Thanksgiving...Christmas...New Year's...
Nim: Last week, I went for the day after Arbor Day Sale. Whoa! It was a madhouse!
↓ TranscriptCon: I can't believe it's already May!
Amos: I know!
Con: Is your church doing anything special this month?
Amos: May.
Amos: May not.
↓ TranscriptAmos: I'm worried about where my next meal will come from.
Con: That's silly. Your master will always feed you.
Con: Besides, Matthew 6:26 says, "Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they?"
Amos: I didn't hear anything about Eukanuba in that verse.
↓ TranscriptIt's called The Good News, so why aren't you smiling?
Brighten someone's life today!
