Chapters Archives: Comics

Unspoken

By jeff on September 1, 2016 in Comics

Unspoken’s song “Higher” is just one of so many awesome Christian songs that can help you develop an even closer connection to God.

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Nim: Who sings the Christian song “Higher”?
Con: It’s Unspoken.

Nim: Why is it unspoken?
Con: Because they singed it.
Nim: Who sings it?
Con: Like I said, it’s Unspoken.

Nim: Why won’t you tell me?
Con: I am telling you.
Nim: I asked who sings “Higher,” and you say it’s unspoken.
Con: That’s right.
Nim: What’s right?
Con: It’s unspoken!
Nim: Aaargggghhhhh!

Nim: You’re enjoying this, right?
Con: Oh, yeah!

Interpretive Dance

By jeff on August 31, 2016 in Comics

No matter how you express it, the message should always be the same: Good will always triumph over evil. Find your talent and use it to spread God’s Word.

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Abby: Before you get any cookies, I will perform for you an interpretive dance.

Jerry: Great!
Con: Can't wait to see it!

Abby: I call it "God's good beats satan's evil." Commencez!

Jerry: All I can say is these better be good cookies.
Con: Keep smiling. It can't last long.

Chinese Pug Dog

By jeff on August 29, 2016 in Comics

Many of our brothers and sisters in Christ are persecuted everyday around the world. Take a moment today – and everyday – to pray for them.

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Abby: Pugs are Chinese, right?

Abby: Then why don't you do something about the fact that some people in China aren't allowed to pray or even to own a bible?

Con: I have been doing something about it.

Abby: What?
Con: Praying for them!

Romans 12 – Overcome Evil With Good

By jeff on August 26, 2016 in Comics

“9 Don’t just pretend to love others. Really love them. Hate what is wrong. Hold tightly to what is good. 10 Love each other with genuine affection, and take delight in honoring each other.

11 Never be lazy, but work hard and serve the Lord enthusiastically.

12 Rejoice in our confident hope. Be patient in trouble, and keep on praying. 13 When God’s people are in need, be ready to help them. Always be eager to practice hospitality.

14 Bless those who persecute you. Don’t curse them; pray that God will bless them.

15 Be happy with those who are happy, and weep with those who weep.

16 Live in harmony with each other. Don’t be too proud to enjoy the company of ordinary people. And don’t think you know it all!

17 Never pay back evil with more evil. Do things in such a way that everyone can see you are honorable.

18 Do all that you can to live in peace with everyone.

19 Dear friends, never take revenge. Leave that to the righteous anger of God. For the Scriptures say,

“I will take revenge;
I will pay them back,”
says the Lord.

20 Instead,

“If your enemies are hungry, feed them.
If they are thirsty, give them something to drink.
In doing this, you will heap
burning coals of shame on their heads.”

21 Don’t let evil conquer you, but conquer evil by doing good.

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Con: Romans 12 tells us to overcome evil with good.

Con: We should show kindness and love to those who would be our enemies.

Nim: So I'm supposed to be nice to cats!!!???

Nim: There's got to be a loophole.
Con: There are no loopholes in the Bible.

Ice Cream Social

By jeff on August 25, 2016 in Comics

If your church hasn’t had an ice cream social, you should work to get one started. They’re a lot of fun and a great way to encourage more fellowship.

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Nim: Our church had an big ice cream social last night.

Abby: Didn't that mess up your diet?

Nim: Nope, I took some all-natural, no-sugar, no-fat, hi-fiber, non-dairy frozen dessert food.
Abby: What flavor?

Nim: The said "Banana Split Blast," but it tasted more like "feet blast."

God Is Love

By jeff on August 24, 2016 in Comics

God created love and God is the ultimate definition of love. If you don’t know God, how can you ever expect to give and receive love at the ultimate level?

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Abby: My pastor said "God is love."
Jerry: That's right.

Abby: But the word "love" is a verb, like in "I love to dance." Saying someone IS a verb doesn't make sense. Maybe I should start saying "Abby IS dance."
Jerry: Love can also be a noun, like in "He has a lot of love." It's used like that.

Abby: Oh.

Abby: Can I still say "Abby is dance?"

Messages May Be Given To The Pastor’s Secretary

By jeff on August 23, 2016 in Comics

Make sure everyone at your church knows what’s going each week by getting your news in to the church’s bulletin or newsletter.

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Con: You made a great church bulletin this week. But you mispelled "messages."

Con: This says that "massages" may be given to the Pastor's secretary.

Nim: !

Nim: No wonder she looked so relaxed all week.

Psalm 32:7 – You Are My Hiding Place

By jeff on August 22, 2016 in Comics

“You are my hiding place; You shall preserve me from trouble; You shall surround me with songs of deliverance. Selah” – Psalm 32:7 (NKJV)

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Con: 98...99...100! Ready or not...here I come!!!

Con: Why didn't you hide, Nim?

Nim: I did. The Psalms say that God is "my hiding place." That means you can't see or hear me.

Con: You do realize you're "it."
Nim: Look! A rock floating in thin air!

Stop The Presses

By jeff on August 19, 2016 in Comics

There’s a lot happening at your church. Be sure to keep up with everything by reading your church newsletter or bulletin.

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Nim: Since I started writing for the church bulletin, nothing's happened!

Abby: What do you mean nothing? Last week was grade school promotions, the teens volunteered at a homeless shelter and a missionary visited from Nigeria.

Nim: Yeah, but nothing that would let me shout, STOP THE PRESSES!!!

Abby: But we don't have presses. We only have a Xerox.
Nim: You know what I mean.

Readers Demand

By jeff on August 18, 2016 in Comics

Being skeptical about what you read or hear is always a good idea. But don’t let that skepticism turn into cynicism toward God.

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Nim: MY READERS DEMAND THE BEST FROM ME!

Nim: MY READERS DEMAND THAT I BE SKEPTICAL!

Nim: MY READERS DEMAND THAT I FIGHT FOR THEM!

Nim: MY READERS DEMAND THAT I QUESTION ALL AUTHORITY!

Abby: ALL authority? What about the authority of God Almighty?

Nim: MY READERS HAVE TO SETTLE FOR 3 OUT OF 4 OF THEIR DEMANDS!

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