Chapters Archives: Comics

Titus 3:3 – I Was A Fool

By jeff on March 1, 2016 in Comics

I was a fool: “Once we, too, were foolish and disobedient. We were misled and became slaves to many lusts and pleasures. Our lives were full of evil and envy, and we hated each other.” – Titus 3:3

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Nim: Abby, did I tell you I'm moving to Alaska?
Abby: What?!!!

Nim: APRIL FOOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nim: HeeHeeHeeHeeHee!
Abby: It's March 1st. April Fool's Day isn't until next month.
Nim: Heh...heh...oh.

Nim: Abby, did I tell you I'm moving to Alaska NEXT month?
Abby: Nice try, March Fool.

It’s February 29, Happy Leap Day!

By jeff on February 29, 2016 in Comics

February 29, or Leap Day, only comes along every four years, so take this gift from God and do something special that you don’t do every day.

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Nim: February 29 only happens every 4 years, so today is a gift from God.
Con: Every day is a gift from God.

Nim: Yeah, but this is like an infomercial.
(TV: You'll get God's gift of 365 days every year!!!)

Nim: Then the infomercial announcer guy says...
(TV: But that's not all!!! You'll also get one extra day...FREE!)
Nim: Yay!

Nim: What would the shipping charges be for a free day?
Con: That depends. Do you want it delivered overnight?

Prayer For Depression

By jeff on February 27, 2016 in Comics

When you’re feeling depression and don’t know what to do, pray to Jesus to help you find the blessings in your life. It’s guaranteed to help!

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Con: You were depressed a while back, Nim. Are you better?
Nim: Yep!

Nim: I asked Jesus for help, and He took care of me.
Con: I'm glad to hear it.

Nim: Me too. I was lower than a snake's belly crawling in a ditch at the bottom of the Grand Canyon.

Con: How long have you been waiting to use that one?
Nim: All week.

Small Church

By jeff on February 26, 2016 in Comics

Visiting the churches of family members helps all of you grow closer. And a small church can show you new ways to worship.

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Con: Tell me more about your cousin's small church.

Con: I love small churches. They're so charming and full of life.

Nim: Well, this one is small, that's for sure.

Nim: The last two people to show up for the service had to play musical chairs to get a seat.

Small Churches

By jeff on February 25, 2016 in Comics

Small churches are often charming and filled with the Holy Spirit. They’re often more like small groups that focus on bible study.

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Nim: I visited my cousin's church this weekend.

Nim: It's the smallest church I've ever been to.

Con: How small is it?

Nim: Well, they don't have a praise band. But they've got a kid named "Pickle" who plays the kazoo.

Luke 15 – The Prodigal Son

By jeff on February 24, 2016 in Comic Singles

Did you ever live your life like a prodigal son or daughter?

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Abby: I got lost yesterday.
Con: How scary!

Abby: I know. And just about the time my master thought he had lost me forever, he saw me looking for him. Then he ran to me and hugged me and gave me lots of cookies.

Con: Wow! That's just like the Parable of the Lost Son!
Abby: You're right!

Abby: I'm the Prodigal Poodle.

Mark 1:8 – Christian Baptism

By jeff on February 23, 2016 in Comics

John The Baptist said in Mark 1:8 “I baptize you with water, but he will baptize you with the Holy Spirit!”

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Nim: Con says my new idea is a bad one.
Abby: What's the idea?

Nim: High-dive baptisms!
Abby: Oh, my!

Nim: The problem is that I don't know if he means "bad" as in "good." Like: That's one bad bike, dude! Or if he means "bad" as in "bad." Like: Bad news about your bike, dude!

Abby: Gosh. If only we could know which he meant.
Nim: You see my dilemma.

Color Stacked

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Color Stacked

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