Chapters Archives: Comics

Job 12:7-10 – Ask The Animals

By Jeff on November 17, 2025 in Comics

“Just ask the animals, and they will teach you. Ask the birds of the sky, and they will tell you.
Speak to the earth, and it will instruct you. Let the fish in the sea speak to you.” – Job 12:7-8

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Con: Job 12:7 says "ask the animals and they will teach you..."

Abby: Ask the animals?! What are they going to ask us? No one informed me there was going to be a test!

Abby: This isn't fair! I'm totally unprepared! Is there some sort of training I should have been offered?! Some form of tutelage?!

Con: Abby hates pop quizzes.
Abby: Ohhhh...the pressure!

Church Podcast

By Jeff on November 16, 2025 in Comics

A church podcast is a great resource. It can help those who can’t leave their home, are on vacation or those who simply want to listen to a sermon again.

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Abby: I'm listening to the church podcast!

Abby: Do you ever listen to it?

Amos: No. I like kickin' it old-school!

Amos: I just sit my pod down in a pew every Sunday and listen to the preacher.

Messages May Be Given To The Pastor’s Secretary

By Jeff on November 15, 2025 in Comics

Make sure everyone at your church knows what’s going each week by getting your news in to the church’s bulletin or newsletter.

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Con: You made a great church bulletin this week. But you mispelled "messages."

Con: This says that "massages" may be given to the Pastor's secretary.

Nim: !

Nim: No wonder she looked so relaxed all week.

Aaron and the Golden Calf

By Jeff on November 14, 2025 in Comics

Nim discusses Aaron and the Golden Calf, which was a false idol. #falseidols #bible #exodus #biblestories #christianity

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Nim: The golden calf Aaron built was idolatry.

Nim: So God told Moses to get rid of the calf.

Nim: And that's where we get the word "de-calf."

Con: No it's not.
Nim: Can I get a refill here?

Aaron melted down all the gold earrings the Israelites had to build the golden calf.

Lesser of Two Evils

By Jeff on November 13, 2025 in Comics

Con discusses choosing between the lesser of two evils and prayer. #prayer #pray #godsplan #lesseroftwoevils #iamachristian

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Con: Sometimes I have to choose between two things, and neither sounds good.

Con: Most people will say to choose "the lesser of two evils."

Con: But if I pray, God often shows me a third option I didn't even know existed.

Con: The lesser of two evils vs. God's plan for my life. It's an easy choice.

God answers prayers. Go to Him when you don't know what to do.

2 Samuel 6 – Ark Of The Covenant Dance

By jeff on November 12, 2025 in Comics

Wouldn’t it be great if everyone’s love of God was so pure and exciting that we danced like King David for Him? 2 Samuel 6:14

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Abby: What are you doing?
Nim: The Ark of the Covenant dance!

Nim: When the Ark was delivered to the Temple, King David danced like crazy in praise to God.

Nim: It's a lot of fun. Want to join me?
Abby: Maybe...

Abby: What would offer God more praise? The Cabbage Patch or the Frug?

Gratitude: What Simple Things Are You Thankful To God For?

By Jeff on November 11, 2025 in Comics

Gratitude is important in all things.

Abby tells Nim that he should be thankful for the little things and gets an answer she doesn’t expect. The Bible says we should thank God for all things… what are you thankful for?

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Abby: We should have Gratitude l to God for giving us even the simplest of things.

Nim: Like grass.

Abby: Yes, Nim. That's very sweet that you're grateful for grass. What made you think of it so quickly?

Nim: I can't go potty unless the ground has grass on it.

Unspoken

By Jeff on November 10, 2025 in Comics

Unspoken’s song “Higher” is just one of so many awesome Christian songs that can help you develop an even closer connection to God.

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Nim: Who sings the Christian song “Higher”?
Con: It’s Unspoken.

Nim: Why is it unspoken?
Con: Because they singed it.
Nim: Who sings it?
Con: Like I said, it’s Unspoken.

Nim: Why won’t you tell me?
Con: I am telling you.
Nim: I asked who sings “Higher,” and you say it’s unspoken.
Con: That’s right.
Nim: What’s right?
Con: It’s unspoken!
Nim: Aaargggghhhhh!

Nim: You’re enjoying this, right?
Con: Oh, yeah!

Proverbs 6 – Sow Discord

By Jeff on November 9, 2025 in Comics

There are six things the Lord hates—
    no, seven things he detests:
haughty eyes,
    a lying tongue,
    hands that kill the innocent,
a heart that plots evil,
    feet that race to do wrong,
a false witness who pours out lies,
    a person who sows discord in a family.

– Proverbs 6:16-19

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Nim: The 7th thing God hates is someone who stirs up distemper among brothers.

Abby: That's discord...not distemper.

Nim: Are you sure?
Abby: Absotively.

Nim: THEN WHY DID THE VET GIVE ME A SHOT?!

Proverbs 6 – A False Witness Who Pours Out Lies

By Jeff on November 8, 2025 in Comics

According to Proverbs 6:19, the sixth thing the Lord hates is “a false witness who pours out lies.” That means speaking untruths about others.

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Nim: I hear that Abby is a gossip.

Con: Have you ever heard her being a gossip with your own ears?

Nim: No.
Con: Then you're the gossip.

Nim: I hear that Abby is cool and smart and so good-looking!
Con: Nice try.

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Job 12:7-10 – Ask The Animals

Church Podcast

Aaron and the Golden Calf

Lesser of Two Evils

2 Samuel 6 – Ark Of The Covenant Dance

Gratitude: What Simple Things Are You Thankful To God For?

Gratitude is important in all things.

Unspoken

Proverbs 6 – Sow Discord

Proverbs 6 – A False Witness Who Pours Out Lies