prayer cartoon

Prayer Works

↓ Transcript
Nim: You lied to me! You said prayer works, but it doesn't!
Con: What?

Nim: I prayed for a million dollars and I didn't get squat.
Con: That's not prayer! Thats just looking to God to just give you what YOU want. Honest prayer is selfless and sincere. It draws you closer to God.

Nim: I guess I need to call the dealership and cancel my Porsche, huh?
Con: A Porsche? What would you do with a Porsche?

Con: Give it to my owner so I could hang my head out the window like this!