Abigail, or “Abby,” is a poodle who loves looking pretty. God’s always watching, so she wants to look her best.
↓ TranscriptAbby: Dear Diary-To-God...
Abby: How are You? I am fine. But You know that already.
Abby: My day was nice, but You know that already. I had lunch with Con and Amos. I went to the mall and I watched a DVD. But I guess You know all that already, too.
Abby: Love, Abby (But You knew it was me already).
↓ TranscriptCon: My head hurts.
Abby: What's wrong?
Con: I was thinking about how God's the great "I AM." But He's also the "always was" and the "forever will be."
Con: He's always been since the beginning of time and will be until the end of time. But there is no beginning or end of time, because there's no beginning or end of God.
Abby: Ow!
Con: I know. Right?
↓ TranscriptAbby: I want to go to Hollywood.
Jerry: Why?
Abby: Because my beauty will be recognized.
Jerry: You don't need to go to Hollywood.
Jerry: God recognizes you're just as beautiful here as you would be there.
↓ TranscriptAbby: Jesus fed 5000 people...
Abby: With 5 loaves and 2 fishes.
Abby: How about that miracle?
Jerry: He should open a restaurant.
↓ TranscriptAbby: Here's my casserole for the church dinner.
Con: Why does it smell funny?
Abby: I left it in the oven for a little too long.
Con: So I guess you're taking a burnt offering.
↓ TranscriptAbby: Why are you wearing that cone? And why is it full of thorns?
Nim: I want to be like Jesus.
Abby: Jesus wore a CROWN of thorns, not a CONE of thorns.
Nim: Never mind.
↓ TranscriptWhen God our Savior revealed His kindness and love, He saved us, not because of the righteous things we had done, but because of His mercy. - Titus 3:4-5
↓ TranscriptAbby: Have you figured out what special talent God gave you to use for His purpose?
Nim: I tried, but I'm good at everything!
Abby: Nim, you need to be more humble.
Nim: More humble?
Nim: But humility is my best quality.
↓ TranscriptNim: Abby, help me work on my journalism skills by telling me about Jonah and the whale.
Abby: Okay, one day Jonah...
Nim: Who?
Abby: Jonah. And the whale...
Nim: What?
Abby: A whale...
Nim: Where?
Abby: Umm...
Nim: When? Why?
Abby: Hey!
Nim: Well, I think that covers just about everything. So why do I feel like I've forgotten something?
Abby: Keep it up, and I'll make you forget something!
Nim: How?
↓ TranscriptNim: Klingon Phrase Book? Check! Reese's Pieces? Check!
Abby: Do you wnat to ask him or should I?
Jerry: Neither. I don't think we even want to know.
Nim: Light saber? Check.
Nim: Well, maybe I didn't even want to tell you. Did you ever think of that?!