Chapters Archives: Comics

Stand Up For Your Beliefs

By jeff on October 17, 2016 in Comics

Con: When other people try to get you to do things you know are wrong, don't do it!

Con: We should never agree with other people to "get along!"

Con: STAND UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN!
Nim: Amen, brother!

Nim: But what if I happen to be sitting down at the time?

God Thinks You’re Beautiful – Song of Solomon 4:7

By jeff on October 14, 2016 in Comics

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Abby: I want to go to Hollywood.
Jerry: Why?

Abby: Because my beauty will be recognized.

Jerry: You don't need to go to Hollywood.

Jerry: God recognizes you're just as beautiful here as you would be there.

Matthew 19:24 – Rich Man Get Into Heaven

By jeff on October 12, 2016 in Comics

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Nim: Can a rich person get into Heaven?
Con: Sure, as long as he accepts Jesus as his savior.

Nim: But the Bible says it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter Heaven.
Con: Yes, and it also says that with God, all things are possible.

Nim: So as long as the rich guy has God, he can shove that camel right through the needle?
Con: Yep.

Nim: I bet he'd still need to use some WD-40.

Jesus Loves The Little Children

By jeff on October 10, 2016 in Comics

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Nim & Con (Singing): Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world!

Nim & Con (Singing): Red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in His sight!

Nim & Con (Singing): Jesus loves the little children of the woooooooooorld!!!

Nim: I didn't see "furry" in that list.

Matthew 14 – Jesus Feeds 5000

By jeff on October 7, 2016 in Comics

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Abby: Jesus fed 5000 people...

Abby: With 5 loaves and 2 fishes.

Abby: How about that miracle?

Jerry: He should open a restaurant.

Leviticus 1 – Burnt Offering

By jeff on October 5, 2016 in Comics

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Abby: Here's my casserole for the church dinner.

Con: Why does it smell funny?

Abby: I left it in the oven for a little too long.

Con: So I guess you're taking a burnt offering.

Psalm 23 – The Lord Is My Shepherd

By jeff on October 3, 2016 in Comics

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Jerry: Nim, why are you wearing that sheep suit?

Nim: The Lord is my shepherd, so I want to be prepared!

Jerry: You are one silly little chihuahua!

Jerry: Bye!
Nim: Baa-aaa!

Crown of Thorns

By jeff on September 30, 2016 in Comics

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Abby: Why are you wearing that cone? And why is it full of thorns?
Nim: I want to be like Jesus.

Abby: Jesus wore a CROWN of thorns, not a CONE of thorns.

Nim: Never mind.

1 Peter 5 – Humble Yourself Before God

By jeff on September 28, 2016 in Comics

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Abby: Have you figured out what special talent God gave you to use for His purpose?

Nim: I tried, but I'm good at everything!

Abby: Nim, you need to be more humble.
Nim: More humble?

Nim: But humility is my best quality.

Jonah And The Whale

By jeff on September 26, 2016 in Comics

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Nim: Abby, help me work on my journalism skills by telling me about Jonah and the whale.

Abby: Okay, one day Jonah...
Nim: Who?
Abby: Jonah. And the whale...
Nim: What?
Abby: A whale...
Nim: Where?
Abby: Umm...
Nim: When? Why?
Abby: Hey!

Nim: Well, I think that covers just about everything. So why do I feel like I've forgotten something?

Abby: Keep it up, and I'll make you forget something!
Nim: How?

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